I'm the KY Gorilla Guy

The trials, tribulations, adventures, and random public appearances of the KY Gorilla Guy

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Gorillas (suffering) In The (humid) Mist


Us gorillas are in the news again. We just can't seem to be stopped. This story is about a gorilla, just like me, who now has a pacemaker, not like me. I hope he makes it with that artificial ticker as long as I hope to. I wonder how long I can keep up with these public appearances though in THIS heat. This costume is heavy and like wearing a vest made of insulation. I wish I could install an air conditioner inside my clothes like Marty had in Back to the Future 2. Does anybody know how to do that? I'll pay you in bananas!

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